Broken Anime

What? I only got into this anime cuz I have multiple moe factors not because I’m going to contribute to fights or plot? WHAT???

Maybe I’m just seeing this in the wrong perspective. Is it so wrong to expect a decent shonen type anime now? I guess I should have seen this coming with the serious lack of testosterone but in this episode any fighting that would have happened was cut off. No Kannu vs Chouun. No Kannu & Chouun vs horde of bandits. This has turned into a fanservice under the guise of a plot oriented around fighting. Not gonna say that that’s a bad thing, but I’m quite annoyed right now.

Look at me…I’m a main character too!!

So Chouhi knows that she can’t compare the the future harem girls so she has to try so hard to get some more screen time. Maybe she should just give up and learn how to shoot a gun so she can join the Strike Witches. I mean she’s close enough to not wearing pants.

Chouun combines her superior intellect with her lesbian tendencies to seize control over the newfound harem. And since there aren’t any men to be seen it looks like she’s not going to have any competition….wait no men means this is gonna be one big yuri fest? Maybe not with Chouhi around.

2 girls 1 box. Wait that’s a lot of…no nevermind I hate myself for thinking that.

And from this week’s chibi segment:

It was actually quite funny…one of the few times Chouhi’s put to good use. Though the best part was definately chibi Kannu.

I almost wanted to put a “Who do you think I am?” in here, but I felt like it would be a sin.

These are definately the bandits Kannu “fought” in episode 1 before the OP. Did she not beat them up or something? Or this is a low budget show and character designs are being recycled…

You can tell who’s got experience and who’s the first timer. Innocent girls being violated by other girls ftw.

Now this really is shameless. There is no way the dagger was supposed to be the focal point of this shot. “This is the only weapon I have and I’m a little worried.”

I guess all girls past puberty have massive oppai.

That fat bandit. His face. Why am I laughing?

Despite this being very old and overused and obvious, it is still used and the guard falls for it. He must have been…desperate…

I have tricked a monkey. This makes me feel smart and I shall look smug. And Kannu has that “How did she do that?” face.

And so Chouun makes off with more future haremettes…wait there are guys?

They must be playing on easy because no one should be able to get through a dungeon in less than 5 minutes without a dungeon map. They didn’t even fight a boss.

Yes, Chouhi, you are a retard. I would have liked to see better animation when she cuts down the tree, but that may have been asking for too much.

So this little cut and Chouhi’s “fight” with Chouun was all the fighting in this episode. I wanted to see Kannu+Chouun own bandits, but instead we get to see how stupid the commander is. Good to see the animators making good use of their time…oh and there is a serious lack of blood but that I could see coming.

And next week…

So the highlight of next week’s episode might be the introduction of Bachou. Hopefully they don’t make her character a mess.

Wow chinese sex toys are weird…I don’t even know what to say to this…